and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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