Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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