I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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