I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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