Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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