I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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