have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
don't judge my taste in strippers
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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