elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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