i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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