i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
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