i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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