Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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