Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I don't deserve a penis
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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