if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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