how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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