shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
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