I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
