im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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