Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Randomize
