Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I need a beard to bite.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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