Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Randomize
