You really coming over, don't trick.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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