he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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