Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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