I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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