Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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