I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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