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called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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