she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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