i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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