Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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