Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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