oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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