I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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