I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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