giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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