With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Congratulations! We have a period
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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