17 year olds will be the death of me.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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