Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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