she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
babies were throwing up all over the place
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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