i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
So. Much. Porn.
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