I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Couch. On fire.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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