Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
