1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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