i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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