She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I have already put on my inside pants.
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