I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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