and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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