I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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