return my video game
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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